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Israel recognises Cornish statehood

ISRAEL has officially recognised Cornwall as an independent country and its cream teas as superior to all others, it has informed the UK. 

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Joni Mitchell's Blue, and other albums you'll receive a lecture for not liking

OH, you don’t like the right albums? Then a calm, intellectually grounded explanation of why you should will surely change your benighted mind: 

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