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It was 'Adam and Steve' all along, confirms Pope

CLOSE examination of the Bible has revealed  it was ‘Adam and Steve’ in the Garden of Eden the whole time. 

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And also there’s the cash from the smack trade, says Cameron

THE prime minister has admitted making £80,000 from importing heroin but that it ended well before the 2010 election. 

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