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Jedi church split on ewok-wookiee marriage

LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.

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Britain's only hope is a tax on boasting

A TAX on bragging about your salary would be the fairest way to smash the deficit, experts have claimed.

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