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Lesbians To Establish Republic Of Lesbia

THE world's 800 million lesbians are to club together and set up their own country.

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I Hate Every Last One Of You, Admits Brown

PRIME minster Gordon Brown last night admitted he loathes absolutely everyone in Britain.

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