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Mandela and Prince Philip exchange sarcastic 'get well soon' cards

NELSON Mandela and Prince Philip have sent each other ‘get well’ messages dripping with poisonous sarcasm.

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Why wasn't eggs girl carrying a harpoon gun?

BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the Britain’s Got Talent protestor didn’t bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.

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