May, Merkel and Macron sign 'Ignore him, he's a twat' letter to Iran

THE leaders of France, Germany and the UK have signed an official letter to Iran advising it ignores Trump because he is a twat. 

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Exercise 'knackering'

A MAN who thought exercise was meant to give you stamina and energy has complained that it just made him knackered. 

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