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Ninjas not extinct, just invisible

CLAIMS that Ninjas are extinct shows just how deadly they have become, it has been confirmed.

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Kate Winslet awarded CBE for baffling fashion choices

Kate Winslet has been honoured by the Queen for her services to sartorial bewilderment.

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