Nobody honestly believes the twat won't win

US polls have found that Joe Biden is leading by six points, has a nine-in-ten chance of sucess, and not one person truly believes that. 

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'Can I still go to raves, travel abroad, and hook up with strangers?' asks f**kwit

AN utterly clueless f**kwit has asked a series of moronic questions about how they can behave under England lockdown.

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