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Now nobody allowed any oil in classic dad move

AS the world’s angry dad, the US has ruled that since Iran will not stop quarrelling and open the Strait of Hormuz now nobody can have any oil. 

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How to win the pretty lady's heart by staring: A guide for creepy men

SHE is so lovely and she has captured your soul. But as you’ve never exchanged a single word, how to tell her? Would staring like a pervert do it? Let’s hope so: 

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