Subscribe

'Oh no! It's the Daily Telegraph!' says Scotland

SCOTLAND was last night fleeing in terror after a surprise attack from the first battalion of Her Majesty’s Daily Telegraph.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Bullies to infiltrate TED Conference

Thugs will take lunch money and flush heads down toilets at grade-A nerd fest.

Checking article access…

Next story ›