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Okay, fair enough, I'll come quietly, says Netanyahu

ISRAELI prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has instantly realised the jig is up and turned himself in after being issued with an arrest warrant.

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Storm Bert 'terrifyingly working-class'

THE UK is to be hit by a storm called Bert that takes five sugars in its tea, smokes indoors and wears a flat cap without a hint of irony.

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