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Pope To Fulfil Lifelong Dream Of Invading Britain

POPE Benedict will fulfil a childhood dream next year by invading Britain as the infallible head of a fanatical regime.

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Moon Could Support Middle-Class Life, Say Experts

SCIENTISTS have claimed that the moon could support middle-class life forms after the discovery of a crater containing a Pizza Express and an excellent primary school.

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