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Putin avoids corruption allegations by deciding result two weeks ago

THE result of Russia’s parliamentary election was decided two weeks ago and then locked in a safe to prevent corruption.

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Pandas already drunk

TWO giant pandas were very drunk within 15 minutes of arriving in Scotland, it has emerged.

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