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Putin compares Charles to Anthea Turner

VLADIMIR Putin has compared Prince Charles to Anthea Turner because he is a ‘fragrant, middle-aged woman with no power’.

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Your astrological week ahead, by Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)? Sad news as UKIP cancels plans to combat homophobia accusations by having Roger Helmer do a G-A-Y show as John Inman’s character in Are You Being Served?.

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