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Rest of Europe wants referendum on Britain

THE 27 member states of the European Union have demanded a referendum on whether Britain is allowed to stay in.

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Classical music renamed film music

ALL classical music including Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart is to be reclassified as film music.

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