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Richest 85 to buy poorest 3.5 billion

THE world’s richest people will purchase half the population in a deal worth trillions, it has been confirmed. 

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Primark creates clothing range for shoplifters

PRIMARK has launched a range of shoplifting attire with concealed pockets and other thief-friendly features.

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