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Russia turns down Crimea

CRIMEA’S application to join the Russian Federation has been refused because it is ‘cold and boring’.

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Hull City to be renamed Hull Dildoes

HULL City owner Assem Allam plans a dildo-themed rebrand for the club, it has emerged.

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