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Salmond has worn same tie every day for seven years

ALEX Salmond has been wearing a tie covered in tiny Scottish flags for almost seven years, it has emerged.

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Entire Premier League can’t be bothered

EVERY team in the Premier League has given up trying to win the title after only four games.

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