Sarah Palin Summons Forces Of Evil

WHILE the world isn't looking, Sarah Palin has summoned an army of goblins, trolls and giant insects to her Alaskan fortress of evil.

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MI6 'Outsourcing Torture To Indian Call Centre'

THE security services have opened a 24-hour torture centre staffed by low-wage Indian workers, it was claimed last night.

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