Sex With Obama 'Better Than Sex', Claims First Lady

SEXUAL intercourse with President Barack Obama is better than sex, his wife has revealed.

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Rodent Infested KFC Sued For Animal Cruelty

FAST food chain KFC is to be sued for animal cruelty after a swarm of mice was poisoned by a deluxe boneless box at its Leicester Square branch.

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