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Six bribes from world leaders to Trump now the bar's been set at 'two pandas'

CHINA’S Xi Jinping has stunned rivals by bribing Trump with two adult panda bears. How are other world leaders going to beat that?

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Man nostalgic for softcore porn

A MAN is pining for the days of tastefully shot softcore porn that did not feature stepmoms or being stuck in washing machines.

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