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Six pricks who'll jump the queue to see the Pope lying in state

NOTHING brings out the world’s pushy knobheads like a lying-in-state, so expect to see these monsters make a mockery of open casket mourning at the Basilica: 

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Does your special, special child need extra exam time? Of course they f**king do: a quiz

IS your child so much more special than the others they need extra time to do their exams? Could there be any doubt? Give yourself as long as you need for these questions: 

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