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Six suitable occasions to confess to cheating on your girlfriend: a guide for Olympians

STUNNED the world by admitting to being a love rat while collecting bronze for the 20km individual biathlon? Fantastic honesty, but save it for these times: 

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Nobody sure how to tell Wes Streeting he's not popular

FRIENDS of Wes Streeting have realised he holds the belief he is universally popular and are debating how to disabuse him of this. 

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