Slightly insane woman to compete with completely insane man

THE next president of America will be either partially or completely insane, it has been confirmed.

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Exercise definitely paying off, says permanently injured man

A MAN is really feeling the benefits of his exercise regime when he is not recovering from agonising injuries, he has announced.

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