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So, How Was That Going To Work? Everyone Asks Family Of Dead Japanese Guy

THE relatives pocketing the pension of a Japanese man who had been dead in his bed for 30 years were last night asked exactly how they thought this was going to pan out.

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New Bank Pledges To Openly Despise Its Customers

BRITAIN’S newest high street bank has promised not to pretend to be your friend.

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