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Socially distanced St Patrick's Day: how to have COVID-19-free craic

ST PATRICK’S Day without pubs, inflatable shamrock hats and drunken en masse singing of the Pogues seems impossible. But here’s how to keep the craic coming at home: 

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It's milk and bread next, say stockpiling bastards

MILK and bread will be the next victims of needless panic buying, Britain’s moronic stockpilers have confirmed.

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