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Starmer clearly the bottom

KEIR Starmer is obviously the bottom in the bromance he has struck up with Donald Trump, experts believe.

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'I am not the father,' says Daddy Pig

DADDY Pig has announced he is not the father of the baby in Mummy Pig’s tummy, kicking off a quest to find out who is.

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