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Stupid times require stupid solutions, says Romney

MITT Romney has relaunched his campaign with a direct appeal to America’s fundamental stupidity.

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'Why did you create me?' weeping McKenzie asks police

A TEARFUL Kelvin McKenzie has asked South Yorkshire Police why they had to make him exist .

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