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Sunday NFL games compulsory: The US-UK trade deal in full

A US-UK trade deal means all British citizens must wear MAGA hats, have opinions on LeBron James and shoot paint cans in swamps. Alongside these conditions:

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They'll be live-streaming it: Why Gen Z must never become train drivers

THE minimum age to become a train driver has been lowered to 18, but can lazy, vape-addicted, teenage masturbators be trusted with the responsibility? Obviously not. Here’s why.

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