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Ten hours in sea 'more fun' than ten hours on cruise ship

A WOMAN has told rescuers than floating in the sea for ten hours was more enjoyable than being on a cruise ship.

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Cat briefly considers not being utter tosser

A CAT has very briefly considered not being an utter bastard.

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