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The President of France is an arsehole

IT is now legal to insult the President of France who, by the way, is a massive twat. France’s highest court ruled that special legal protection should not be given to the country’s dickish, bum-faced head of state.

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Church of England 'an enormous waste of everyone's time'

THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.

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