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Heating fish in a microwave: Antisocial things to do on the Tube if you're not into crack

A MAN openly smoking crack on the London Underground has made the news. It’s already known for its nutters, gangs and perverts, so how should you annoy and horrify passengers in your own inimitable way?

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