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Trump bored now

DONALD Trump is bored of politics and wants to do something else now.

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Trump swept to victory by fans of poor quality 80s action films

MEN who love the films of Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are responsible for Trump’s election victory, it has emerged.

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