Dear Holly, I’m just perfecting my leadership manifesto, where I am going to tackle the five ills of 21st Century Britain. They are: hipsters; people who use hashtags on Facebook; Brooklyn Beckham; referring to another individual as ‘bey’; alcoholics masquerading as ‘craft beer enthusiasts’; and any idiot who cannot grasp the simple rules of apostrophisation. I feel deep down that Fiona Bruce’s eyebrows should also be on the list but she is probably a bit too 20th century. I can’t decide – can you help? Jeremy Corbyn Westminster

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