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Trump is on glue, confirms White House

THE White House has confirmed that President Donald Trump is on glue.

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Inside the mind of a man still wearing shorts in November

AS winter sets in, there are always one or two men around wearing shorts. I am one of them and I’m here to tell you why, in an effort to stop you presuming I’m just a bellend.

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