Trump jumped his skateboard over a car ‘but only his cousin saw it’

DONALD Trump jumped his skateboard over a car but only his cousin saw it ‘and you don’t know him’ it has been confirmed.

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The 10 items you’re keeping to sell on eBay that are worth f**k all

THEY’RE carefully put away in every loft, garage and storage unit in the country in the belief that one day they’ll be listed on eBay and will realise huge amounts of cash. Well, they won’t.

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