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Trump leaves rambling, 32,000-word out-of-office message

PRESIDENT Trump has left a 32,000-word out-of-office email message, including discussion of the electoral college and his daughter’s business, for while he is away. 

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Graduate looking for 'easy life' decides to be a teacher

A POLITICS graduate with no real ambitions in life has decided to give in and just become a teacher.

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