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Trump mugshot can read your mind

THE mugshot of Donald Trump is capable of reading your innermost thoughts, it has been confirmed.

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He thinks he looks hard

FORMER president Trump believes he looks resolute and powerful in his mugshot, not like a petty, resentful pensioner claiming to have been short-changed on the bus.

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