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Trump revealed nuclear code is UR-FIRED

PRESIDENT Trump has revealed that the launch code to America’s nuclear arsenal is also his television catchphrase.

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Objectionable prick regularly gets small discounts

AN INSUFFERABLE twat who argues the toss about every minor thing regularly gets 15 per cent off in shops, he has confirmed. 

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