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Trump specifies he only wants the good rocks

PRESIDENT Trump has informed Ukraine that their minerals deal only covers the good, useful rocks and all the worthless rocks must stay over there.

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'One step closer to the 1950s': The local elections as seen by a diehard Reform voter

YOU’RE probably not overly excited about today’s local elections. But that’s because you’re not a hardcore Reform voter. Here’s what they’re imagining.

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