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Trump understood as much of G7 summit as a dog would

DONALD Trump left the G7 summit early after sitting uncomprehending through it looking up eagerly whenever he heard his own name, aides confirmed. 

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Are you an illiterate twat?

ACCORDING to Stanley Johnson, most Britons lack the literacy to spell ‘Pinocchio’. Do you mangle the English language and earn the prime minister’s dad’s contempt? 

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