Uruguay has weed and dolphins, say excited stoners

POTHEADS have been frantically booking flights after hearing about Uruguay’s weed/dolphins combination.

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Christmas jumpers contain dangerous levels of irony

CONSUMERS have been warned about fashionable ‘bad jumpers’ which contain too many layers of irony.

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