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US not intelligent enough to withstand Washington earthquake, say experts

AMERICA may not have sufficient intelligence to withstand a seismic event at the centre of its political establishment, experts have warned.

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Tattoos lose all sense of menace

Not having tattoos now looks much more sinister, say experts.

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