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Villagers Demand Return Of Flaccid, Old School Nudists

A FRENCH village plagued by an influx of copulating naturists is campaigning for the return of overweight, erection-free volley ball players.

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Duncan Smith Finally Gets To Own Slaves

IAIN Duncan Smith will fulfil a lifelong ambition this week when he finally takes possession of his first batch of slaves.

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