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War with New Zealand over Weetabix 'doable', government advised

GOVERNMENT officials searching for a distant, easily winnable war to be Theresa May’s Falklands have declared New Zealand to be the best prospect yet. 

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Kids talk bollocks

ALMOST 99 per cent of what children say is complete and utter bollocks, it has emerged.

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