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What About Handjobs? Women Ask Pope

DOZENS of women have written to Pope Benedict asking if Roman Catholic priests can be allowed the occasional hand job.

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Workshy Must Stand Around Doing Nothing In A Uniform Or Lose Benefits

THE long-term jobless must stand about in big shops wearing polo shirts, the government has confirmed.

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