What if they become friends? asks terrified world

THE world is terrified at the prospect of two spoilt, freak-haired idiots becoming best friends. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

There’s no good time to say this but we always hated you, empty-nesters tell boomerang kids

EMPTY-NESTER parents have told their adult children not to move back home because they never liked them and they were a mistake. 

Checking article access…