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'What the f**k did we do?' asks Canada

THE nation of Canada is desperately trying to work out what exactly it did to upset Donald Trump and make him impose tariffs. 

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How to show your friend that, underneath it all, you really do hate her

FEMALE friendships endure for years through arguments, estrangements and falsity, kept going on a bedrock of mutual loathing. This is how to show her you genuinely hate her guts: 

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