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Who slashed the reflecting pool? The prime suspects in the addled mind of a senile president

WASHINGTON’S reflecting pool is being repeatedly attacked by saboteurs. Trump would never make unhinged allegations without evidence, so the following people are definitely guilty.

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You can tell your boss to f**k off if it hits 40C, and other little-known heatwave facts

EVERYONE knows the risks of a heatwave by now, but there are less well-known facts you should be aware of. Such as these:

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