Who won the presidential debate if one party spouted provably false bullshit throughout?

THE US presidential debate was a contest between a candidate who spent 90 minutes trying and failing to keep up with his own obvious lies, and another one. Who won? 

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Seven obvious reasons why you won't enjoy cuckolding

THERE’S no harm in sexual fantasies, but cuckolding – asking your wife to cheat on you with other men – is worth considering carefully before trying, for these obvious reasons…

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